I am mesmerized by the very thought of someone wishing to extend a line of communication towards me, for whatever purpose. Yet, here you are. Here are some ways to get in touch.
I am usually on IRC any time I am at my workstation and I am at my workstation quite a lot, so it's a pretty good way to contact me. If I don't respond immediately, I am probably AFK but forgot to change my nick accordingly. Here are the servers and the channels on which I usually am:
My ICQ UIN is 47425212 . Feel free to contact me this way.
Alas, ever since I expressed my willingness to be communicated with, some unsavory individuals have inundated me with offers of products of questionable legality and quality, as well as offers to participate in money-laundering schemes. While I appreciate the trust that the latter are willing to place in me, I nevertheless choose to avoid such engagements.
Because these individuals tend to use robots to collect e-mail addresses, I am shielding mine as follows: if you are not a spam harvester, you can get to the page with my e-mail information by going here and typing (without the quotes) “nonspammer” for Login and “honestly” for Password. I apologize for any inconvenience.