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Archive Maintainer      : Library of Congress
Advanced engine needed  : Limit-Removing
Primary purpose         : Single + coop play
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Title                   : Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition
Filename                : DV-Zero.zip
Release date            : January 2004
Author                  : Huykuto No Pham
Email Address           : worldclassarchitect@gmail.com
Other Files By Author   : DV.wad, DVII series

Description             : Act 1.

                          So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a
                          marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're
                          cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't
                          know how to take it out without bleeding to
                          death. 
                          
                          Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll
                          die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse
                          you're dating won't look at you the same way
                          ever again.
                          
                          Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking 
                          and running around like a headless (cockless) 
                          chicken you passed out on the floor, which 
                          means you're going to die and be embarassed as well.
                          
                          Act 2.

                          In a strange twist of fate, you woke up in a church 
                          and the meatgrinder magically dissapeard. 

                          After stumbling around like a victim who is stumbling around 
                          after getting his cock stuck in a meat grinder, you discovered 
                          a wizened wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into
                          it to be accurate) in a druid's cloak.
                          
                          You nervously tapped him on the shoulder wondering where you
                          are, to which the old pervert became furious at you for 
                          "interrupting" his daily routine, so he turned around,
                          instead of wielding his wand, pulled out his floppy wizard cock, 
                          screamed "dU = Q - W!" and POOF you're in the old DV WAD. 
                          GL HF

                          FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT:
                          http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/DaftPunkRailroad/472900

                          FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT:
                          http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3883164588_4cde81a1f4_o.jpg

                          FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT:
                          http://mappingandtrolling.blogspot.com/

Additional Credits to   : Shadowrunner, the alpha tester at the time. You can blame him
                          for all the shortcomings of this wad.
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* What is included *

New levels              : No, this level's already been released
                          in Deus Vult, what you get is the same thing, 
                          but crappier
Sounds                  : Yes
Music                   : Yes
Graphics                : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Yes
Demos                   : No
Other                   : No
Other files required    : Doom2


* Play Information *

Game                    : Doom 2
Map #                   : 01
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Designed for
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Turn friendly fire to have a good time!
Other game styles       : Rape the Retard
Difficvolty             : Rape, Rape, RAPE


* Construction *

Base                    : New from scratch, I SWEAR IT
Build Time              : Half the time of the final DV
Editor(s) used          : Codeimp
Known Bugs              : Every time you enter a room, your health
                          decreases to zero.
May Not Run With...     : Palin in 2012


* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use the contents of this file as a base for modification or
reuse.  Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
their resources modified or included in this file.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with no
modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS,
Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact.  You may play
limp bizkit with yourself. You may rub feces all over your face as you see
fit.  I have received permission from the original authors of any modified or 
included content in this file to allow further distribution.

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors