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English Pronouns Linux Suspend Script Fortune File

duncan's fortune file

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Because you guys are so smart ... and I know the right answer.

	-Dr. Piccioni
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This is the trouble [with having a] schizophrenic teacher.

	-Dr. Piccioni
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Physicists like to say "molecules" [rather than worrying about "atoms"
and "molecules"] so that they don't have to think about chemistry.

	-Dr. Piccioni
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It's hard to draw a circle when it isn't there.

	-Dr. Piccioni, 06-Mar-2006
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I feel like I'm going to start *licking* that thing.

	-Dr. Piccioni, 07-Mar-2006
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Vectors do not bend.  Those are called "bendors".  No, I'm just
kidding.

	-Dr. Piccioni, 18-Apr-2006
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Adam, are you here for real today?

	-Dr. Piccioni, 20-Apr-2006
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[A magnet is] a wierd piece of metal that's had some traumatic
experience in its past.

	-Dr. Piccioni, 20-Apr-2006
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When I buzz the vegetable delivery man into my apartment building, a
solenoid pulls back the latch, then the delivery man opens the door,
and, of course, six other people come in and vandalize our cars.

	-Dr. Piccioni, 20-Apr-2006
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Why not call it "n"?  We haven't called anything else "n" this
afternoon.

	-Dr. Piccioni, 20-Apr-2006
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SPRING is in the AIR!  And we're talking about SOLENOIDS!  But there's
more!
	-Dr. Piccioni, 20-Apr-2006
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Ackerman: Can I get a note?  [to leave the classroom]
Dr. Piccioni: Yes, we're very active in the note department today.

	20-Apr-2006
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[Nikky] I remember back when I shot anything that moved
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[ethana2] ..so I got my glasses
[barlas] What are you going to drink in them?
[ethana2] I'm going to drink in the full visual experience
[ethana2] life in ultra high definition
[barlas] Cool
* ethana2 goes to drink in his Calculus class in ultra high definition
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