ULTRA-TOP SECRET!!
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 December, 1993

 In a top secret lab located far beneath an Arizona desert, government scientists found that the sounds emitted by a reverberated guitar affect certain sections of the human brain, causing it to shut down. The proper tones, for instance, can be used to destroy a person's will power!

 August, 1995

 After nearly half a century of deciphering the alien writings, scientists discovered that the occupants of the infamous "Hangar 18" flying saucer intended to masquerade as a surf band and use reverb to take over several small New Mexico towns. A crash-landing foiled their plans. (Two Fender Dual Showman amps and several Fender outboard reverb units were found in the wreckage.) But other ships, and bands, landed safely.

Documents found on board of the alien craft revealed that a major invasion by surf-playing aliens took place in the Sixties, focusing largely on the West Coast. It is believed that another is mounting today. It is not known how many surf bands currently playing in night clubs and recording music are actually beings from another world, but we should fear the worst.

 April, 1996

 To bring this threat to an end, a surf band has been formed of known earthlings. These intrepid musicians have been specially trained to locate and exterminate the extraterrestrial surf combos. They call themselves The Space Cossacks: "Space" for obvious reasons and "Cossacks" after the ruthless Russian frontiersmen. They are based in Washington, DC where they can most effectively protect the earths vital interests.

In order to infiltrate the alien ranks the Space Cossacks have worked hard to establish themselves as a working surf band. After over 30 gigs they have become one of the best surf bands in the world as a part of the complex cover. Now is the time to stop the aliens from carrying out their sinister plans.
So, for the sake of sheer survival of the human race, we ask that you support The Space Cossacks - book them for your club, buy their records. They may be our only hope!