The first ever ASUW Senate bill regarding croquet passed unanimously last Tuesday.

The resolution expressed ASUW support for the All Campus, and the league in general. It also entered permanently into ASUW records a written testament to our spirit and activities.

More than anything else, this resolution was written to counter the total wankery that is so prevalent in ASUW. I pity the organization that lacks the ability to laugh at itself. Pity, pity the poor and humorless ASUW.

I will write a final analysis at the end of this session. It will be a tour de force. I will spare no one.

Raz