11-22-04:
Really, Really Awful Ideas
Ring ring. Ring ring. BOOM. Give somebody the gift of communicating. Yes, you'll send a very clear message
with this, the AT&T Victor Charles Booby Trap phone. You get: full coverage anywhere in the world, a
mysterious silver powder leaking out the edges, explosive ring-tones! Also explodes with other "in-network" enabled
phones. Take out, er, communicate with all your friends for free!
The progression was 1. roller mice, 2. optical mice, 3. rocket-powered mice. Unfortunately these rocket mice
had a nasty propensity to just explode whenever somebody would touch it:
Finally we unveil this year's super bass booster window shaker bookshelf speaker. The low range of sound
just explodes out of this thing - it was so explosive in fact, that we couldn't find the speaker after it
hit the low note of the song. You might say the speaker was blown.