Hello. And welcome to my new, no-nonsense, orderly, practical, qualified, regular, serious, solemn, sober website. If you came here looking for my personal website you can still find it here (at it's new physical location linked to at "http://stanford.edu/~asorini").

Hey-oh! I found out where to deposit my files for the web on my new filespace at Stankford. I'm going to move my site to HERE. But I propbly wont get around to it till this weeksendst, the 25th fo jan. See you there. [Update:; I did it (on Feb 19, not Jan 25th, idiot)]

Here is my current resume for your viewing pleasure.